And here comes the year 2011, full of promise and hope.
Babies grow up to do.
Maybe some unborn.
new exciting adventures.
trips, who knows?
New friends to meet,
new works to discover,
new places to visit,
new girls to seduce
and new worlds to conquer.
new dimensions to bend to our will,
new people to submit
new monsters to confront.
new planets destroy
new organizing orgies,
new public sacrifices to perpetrate,
new cabinet reshuffles to foment ...
In 2011, my good resolution is to invoke the crawling chaos Nyarlathotep and let him have this miserable planet as he pleases.
So begins the dark age,
when the Great Old Ones will reduce
enslaved humanity bloodless.
So begins the dark age,
when the Great Old Ones will reduce
enslaved humanity bloodless.
IA, ia, Shub-Niggurath,
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl
fhtagn!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl
fhtagn!
That way, early 2012, instead of "I failed to lose weight," or " I failed to go to Japan " I can proudly say: " J 'I failed to destroy the universe .
And you'll see that people do not even thank me!
Ah, yes: a good year.
Ah, yes: a good year.
